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Welp. Got Destiny. Went with my friends to the midnight launch even though I had the game digitally preordered. it's been a full night. We watched him play it at his house till nearly 2, then came to my place so I can play. The game is fun, not surprised none of you wanted to play it with me. I also went and got batteries for my Xbox One controller. Spending some time to watch some videos before bed. Of course I wanna keep playing, but I wanna sleep.

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Yesterday a ton of new info for RE: Revalations 2 got shown off and talked about. For instance they're going for a co-op thing similar to RE5, with you playing Claire, and, for now since I assume they'll change it, the co-op partner will have no weapon, and will only have a flashlight, which you both will need to rely on. My favorite part is her identity, Moira Burton. As in Barry Burton's daughter. Here is one picture for reference with Claire on the right and Moira on the left:


Started the finally uploaded episodes of One Piece last night, I just got past Brook's introduction, and Brook is even fucking cooler than I thought. Unfortunately Crunchyroll beat me in the race. I managed to get through 170 episodes before they uploaded 326. I still feel I have the right to say "Took them fuckin' long enough."

Today's post is the finale to this comic, I do have another comic on standby, but I gotta save it for a later day, so it might just be random pics for awhile, mostly being Pony and Sonic shit, hopfully y'all won't mind too much.

Destiny is only one day and one night away. Now is when time gets slow. For those of you getting, are any of you getting it for PS4? If so I'd be up for joining you and vice versa. Just message me or leave a comment and I'll get you added.

VOTD is a Source Filmmaker version of one of the great scenes from The Venture Bros.


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Stayed up extra late with one of my friends, showed him my Xbox One in depth, and all my new things. helped him evolve and get his shiny Kingdra. That was neat. Downloaded Minecraft before going to be for like an hour, then went to go grocery shopping while completely tired. After I got home I went to bed right away and slept through almost the whole day, didn't get enough though. On the bright side, offsetting my sleep schedule now will help for Monday night when I get Destiny. The days are really counting down to it's release, after that the only thing I'll be waiting for will be Smash I think.

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Today has been fucking great. I got extra in my bank account, with it I got Titanfall, a year of Gold, Garden Warfare, Xbox Live credit of which I got the Dead Rising 3 Super Ultra DLC, and additional credit to get Minecraft on it tomorrow. With my Gold I also got Crimson Dragon, which is the Panzer Dragoon Orta sequal people waited for forever, I also got Super Time Force. And Destiny is only a few days away. HYPE.

VOTD is audio of great Ellis quotes.


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Was up late getting matches in to KI, got my ass kicked a lot and went to bed feeling bummed out because of it. I think I need to practice Spinal more. Spent almost the whole rest of the day just doing Dead Rising 3, which is still fuckin' amazing. That game should keep me entertained the rest of the week, and then starting Sunday I can pre-load, and then play Destiny on launch night. I'm excited. Pre-loadingh is so cool.

VOTD is a funny Ground Zeroes video.


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In the midst of restarting my PS4 and starting the latest Super Best Friend Cast. Restarting it because it updated, planning to do Diablo while I listen to the Friendcast. Finally had both of my friends over to show them what the Xbox One has, they seemed pretty impressed. Looking forward to the rest of the week, wishing I'd be able to get Titanfall sooner, that game was so fun.

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Yesterday, I went and rented Titanfall since I wanted to give it a try, and god damn that game is fun and pretty. I enjoyed it a lot more than I expected. It is going to be awhile before I get it, since I need to get Gold first, since I'm tired or paying for just months, I'm saving to just pay for the full year.

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Yesterday turned out awesome. Karma rewarded me. I went out shopping with my mom and found out that since the 1st was Labor Day, deposits came yesterday, so I called them to be sure, and my money was there. With that I finally had enough to get my Xbox One, a ride wasn't in the cards for me, but I managed to bike there and back before the storm started up again. Got hom, got it all hooked up, and I've been playing with it since. So today's post is going to be my full report on the console.

First off, the things I don't like about it. They messed up the controller. Specifically, the bumpers, and sticks. The sticks seem smaller, and they have this almost gun-like material being used as grip, but it also has the hole on the top and those two don't really fit well. The bumpers need more push to be used, and seem to only be presable near the sides. Not only that, but they click loudly, and it's distracting. They did change the back for the better, instead of just having a battery pack hanging out, there's a hatch that can be opened and takes batteries. Yes, batteries. In the age of shit just being chargable, they're still relying on batteries. On the console itself it'll just leave stuff running and open instead of closing them, making you have to close everything yourself, that's kind of dumb, the layout is also kind of confusing for me. Also, there's no way to just turn it off completely, nothing short of unplugging it complely.

Now, for the good. Everything else. the controller feels light, and nice, the really went the extra mile in trying to copy Sony's awesome D-Pad, and come really close to it. It can be turned off and on easily, as opposed to the PS4. I like how customizable the menu is, and the lack of annoying ads in my face. It's clean and simple. For now I just have Dead Rising 3 and Killer Instinct, the two ones I wanted the most.

For Killer Instinct, I was planning to just buy the characters and stuff I wanted, but then I found there was a bundle that has the original game, but I don't have enough for it, so I'm being forced to wait to get that. I find it annoying that every attack I make pushes me back. But the game is hyper pretty when I pull off a good combo.

Dead Rising 3 is even better than I thought. I started on the nightmare difficulty because that's the way Dead Rising should play...or so I thought. This one is on a WHOLE different level in terms of the way it is. The hordes of zombies are actually staggering for once to the point that you can't just get around easily. Also, the bathrooms are not marked at all on the map, I made good progress and died and hadn't saved for awhile, so I lost progress twice last night. I'm planning to start on the newer difficulty so I can play it better and get to know the layout. To give the best example of how staggaring the numbers are, in the other games, you could enter a big place and see all the zombies and be like, "Yeah, I could probably kill all of them, it'd take forever, but I could probably do it." Not anymore. There were ones I found that were literally crawling out of the walls and sewer. They are constantly spawning.

VOTD is music from Watch Dogs.


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Got off of work yesterday, and just woke up after nailing 11 strong hours of much needed sleep. It's currently storming, I woke to a nice loud boom outside. Now I'm just sitting around listening to the storm. Yesterday, though rainy, was actually really good. I found I had a bunch of extra money in my account, and now I'm just shy of getting the Xbox One I've been waiting for this whole time. Depending on if my friend buys the Wii U from me someday soon, I should be able to get it within the next few days, otherwise, the soonest I get it would be Monday.

I picked up Peace Walker like I planned. Did not expect to hear Steve Blum's dreamy voice again, especially not talking to Snake. Glad to see crouch walking, kinda bummed I can't crawl anymore, I find that weird as hell. Crawling seemed like the stable to MGS.

Seems while I was asleep Shulk got confirmed for Smash. It's our VOTD.


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Got and played the final episode of the Walking Dead Season 2. It ended with me wanting more and feeling bad. Tomorrow I'm probably going to get Xbox Live credit to buy Peace Walker. Gonna make a little bit of dinner before I go to bed. I've got a couple of things to get done. Anyone got weekend plans?