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Futa Dash

2015-07-09 14:55:23 by Retartedanimalzoo

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Now that I've had a couple of days with the iPad, i feel I'm ready to write on what I did with it at least. First of all, Fallout Shelter is super addicting, I'm having a lot of difficulty stopping playing, even though the game wants you to pick it up and put it down because a lot of it's stuff runs in real time. In the moments I've managed to pull myself out of it, I got through the first world in Hitman Go. Hitman Go is an amazing version of Hitman, it plays more or less like Hitman the board game. Where you gotta think ahead and try to get to the end area, and deal with the enemies in your way. If you got the $5 to get it, and the means to play, you absolutely should. My others games I picked up include Hearthstone, Plants vs Zombies 2, and Rooster Teeth Zombies, haven't had as much time with any of them compared to Fallout and Hitman.

I've also spent a bit of time doing Skullgirls PS4 with my friends. It's a great transfer and "Dizzy" announcer is always great. The only downside is that since it's the PS4, I'm honestly afraid to use my control stick because the last fighter I played broke it and forced me to go buy a new controller, so I've been only using the DPAD, and it really made my thumb sore after only playing for a night. I'm planning to get good with Fillia, was having a lot of fun using her blindly against my friend.

VOTD is an interesting little racer called Super Impossible Road. It's gameplay seems to be built entirely around that shortcut people would use in Mario Cart to skip a lot of the course. So you jump and try to skip as much as you can in a race to the bottom with other players.



2015-07-07 16:19:19 by Retartedanimalzoo

Got my iPad, got plenty to say about it, but don't really have the time. So here's just a quick post.



2015-07-06 15:30:37 by Retartedanimalzoo

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Been up since 7 am waiting for UPS to bring me my iPad. I only have an hour left till I gotta go do my shift. I'm gonna be pissed if it shows up into front of my door while I'm out of the house. I desperately want to get it before so I can at the least get everything downloading, so I can play them when I get back.


Glasses Short Comic

2015-07-05 01:45:15 by Retartedanimalzoo

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Realized yesterday morning at work that I'll finally be able to thouroughly play Hearthstone on Monday after I finally get my iPad on Monday, and got way more excited for it. Now it's only 1 day away. S'gonna be a long Sunday. So besides Hearthstone, Fallout Shelter, Rooster Teeth Zombies, and Hitman Go, are there any iPad games y'all can recommend me?





2015-07-03 11:51:15 by Retartedanimalzoo

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Next post will be a comic with her. It's only like 3 pages, so I'll post them all at once.


Princess Peach Pony

2015-07-01 12:00:38 by Retartedanimalzoo


The A (Cup)-Team

2015-06-28 14:37:46 by Retartedanimalzoo

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Curious about everyone's prefered size of boob. I prefer them to be smaller rather than bigger. I just usually find that the smaller boob, the better the girl's personality, and I find that really attractive. Plus from what I hear smaller boobs are more sensitive.

VOTD is Five Facts in Hitman Absolution. Find out some really cool info about it's dynamic music system.



2015-06-25 13:34:26 by Retartedanimalzoo

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Last night I finally reached my limit of patience, and finally sat around in Destiny, inviting every single person I saw to come help me do the Crota Raid in Destiny. Eventually I built my team, and we went and killed the fuck. After me and the remainder of guys brought this guy who had never done the Vault of Glass into the hard version. By that time we were 4 hours in and everyone was tired, so we stopped for the night. Probably gonna finish it up today.



2015-06-24 13:00:44 by Retartedanimalzoo


The Vixens

2015-06-22 17:14:06 by Retartedanimalzoo

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In which order which you help these lovely ladies? For me, Starfire, Blackfire, Jinx, Raven.