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Glasses

2015-07-03 11:51:15 by Retartedanimalzoo

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Next post will be a comic with her. It's only like 3 pages, so I'll post them all at once.

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Princess Peach Pony

2015-07-01 12:00:38 by Retartedanimalzoo

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The A (Cup)-Team

2015-06-28 14:37:46 by Retartedanimalzoo

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Curious about everyone's prefered size of boob. I prefer them to be smaller rather than bigger. I just usually find that the smaller boob, the better the girl's personality, and I find that really attractive. Plus from what I hear smaller boobs are more sensitive.

VOTD is Five Facts in Hitman Absolution. Find out some really cool info about it's dynamic music system.

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Rogue

2015-06-25 13:34:26 by Retartedanimalzoo

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Last night I finally reached my limit of patience, and finally sat around in Destiny, inviting every single person I saw to come help me do the Crota Raid in Destiny. Eventually I built my team, and we went and killed the fuck. After me and the remainder of guys brought this guy who had never done the Vault of Glass into the hard version. By that time we were 4 hours in and everyone was tired, so we stopped for the night. Probably gonna finish it up today.

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Peach

2015-06-24 13:00:44 by Retartedanimalzoo

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The Vixens

2015-06-22 17:14:06 by Retartedanimalzoo

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In which order which you help these lovely ladies? For me, Starfire, Blackfire, Jinx, Raven.

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After Hours Finale

2015-06-20 16:21:38 by Retartedanimalzoo

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Once again we circle around to my big E3 recap. 

Bethesda: By now I'm sure you've all heard everything screamed about everything that went down at the conference. Tons of games, the biggest being gameplay of Doom and Fallout 4 finally. To be honest though, I found the conference, a bit disappointing. Not in the sense that I didn't like the games, but more so that E3 is meant to be a time that devs come up on stage, and reveal a game no one knew was coming, and blow people away. But every single noteworthy title that was there, everyone already knew was going to be there. The most surprising thing there was Fallout Shelter, but that's not enough to call it an amazing conference. I give them a B+

Doom:

Dishonored 2:

Fallout 4:

Fallout 4 new crafting:

Microsoft: Again, same problem Bethesda had, but at least it came with the surprise of Gears 4, and the reveal that they're adding Backwards compatibility to Xbox One near the end of this year. Which helps them, but they had nothing else surprising so show, which led to a flacid conference. B-

Gears 4:

Minecraft Hololens:

Tomb Raider:

Dark Souls 3:

Cuphead:

EA: A complete absolute failure. One of THE WORST conferences of all time. They, no joke, talked about sports for more than 70% of their conference. Not even sports games, just sports in general, and had Pele on stage to talk about his history. It was so bad that Twitch got DDos'd before the conference finished. F

Unravel:

MGS5:

Ubisoft again showed up with Aisha Tyler, had a musical preformance for Just Dance, and kept throwing memes out left and right to try to appeal to an audience of people who don't watch E3. They did surprise me revealing a new South Park game. I gave them a D- and a pity clap. 

South Park: The Fractured But Whole:

Lastly Playstation took the stage, kicked some ass, and took some fucking names. Game after game, they put peoples jokes about them showing Last Guardian or FF7 remake to rest by actually announcing them, and dating things. On top of that, they were the ones to show off a completely new game that blew people away with Horizon. That being said, near the end, they spent awhile talking about COD and Disney infinity, so I say they came up just short of perfect, and I give them an A.

The Last Guardian:

Horizon Zero Dawn:

Hitman:

Shenmue 3:

Destiny: The Taken King:

FF7 Remake + Max's reaction:

Lastly, Uncharted 4:

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After Hours 8

2015-06-16 02:16:06 by Retartedanimalzoo

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Two days of E3 are down, and there've been some megaton announcements. I'll be waiting till they're all down so I can get everything on one enormous post. Plus some of the trailers aren't available to embed yet.

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After Hours 7

2015-06-11 20:33:09 by Retartedanimalzoo

Seeing Jurassic World tonight. Got only a few more hours till. Might get Monster Hunter 4 tonight too, but I'm not sure I'll have enough.

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